Doodles etched in class for the past month. Have fun eating candy!
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Intertwat or Weinernet? PLUS, Happy Halloweeny!!!
Update! I figured out Illustrator! Thanks to Keith Noordzy!
Doodles etched in class for the past month. Have fun eating candy!
Doodles etched in class for the past month. Have fun eating candy!
Saturday, October 27, 2007
XXX Facebook Graffiti Gone Willy-Nilly XXX/ THE WORST BLOG POST YET/ Jesus Embraces The Masturbator
WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING BLOG POST MAY CONTAIN: dirty bits, poppyCOCK, suggested sexual favors, idiocy, blatant twaddle, cute things, self-obsession, good intentions, more self-absorption, a superfluous intro like this very sentence, complete bull, demeaning drivel, and John's really weird Canadian friend Tom Hay. Ok! Carry on...
UPDATE!!! I obeyed Mitch's needs and drew him something rom deep inside my soul...
I've given into the media, folks- I'l make it up to you with a painting: From Kali To Bloggers!
A ladybug by Katie Rice.
Kristen McCabe pushed the boundaries and presented to me an eager beaver...oops! I'm just making it worse.
She pretty much out-draws everyone on Facebook, she's not messing around!!! IT'S SERIOUS.
Monica Grue! She's a fellow Otis student! Hooazh!
Whitney Pollett another Otis female!
Tom Hay is gross. Ew, ew, ew!
I don't know him but I said hi.
Oskar gave this to me, and at first I thought it was just an insult, but then I saw my name was hidden in the pubes. Awwww! It's weird too, because his rendering of male genitalia was far less intrusively repugnant than that of Tom Hay's. Well, first off, I know Oskar, and secondly his was limp. After going to art school, limp dicks are a dime a dozen.
Oskar, every so often, asks me to render certain things for him, certain strange things. He confuses God with sex. And sex with God. He wants Jesus to be with him at all times. Here's an excerpt from a letter from him I received earlier this year:
"If it's not too late, I had an idea for your painting: Jesus hugging me while I cum. Of course, it should be clear that Jesus did not bring about ejaculation on my part; His presence is almost purely ethereal, and a viewer should be able to confidently suggest to anyone that I "can't see Jesus," and that in fact, I experience his supernaturally tender embrace only while in the ecstasy of climaxing. Jesus' role, again, is not in the spirit of participation but of divine comfort, which he affords me magnanimously out of his own rapturous stake to see me satiated. To this end, Jesus does not so much hug me as he clutches me from behind, unobtrusively bringing himself nearer, humbling himself for my sake, and at the same time imperceptibly imposing and surreptitiously adding something unthinkable and voluptuous of his own, suggesting a certain remote blackness and jealousy in the vicariously textured pressure of his fingertips. The key is to paint me and Jesus realistically, and treat us as if we were a very serious subject to you, something you assert in your mind every morning and twice in the evening as factual. The overall transcendent quality of having Jesus present at the scene may seem at first to glorify the masturbator, but the underlying message and what makes this painting successful is that kitties don't die and Jesus doesn't cry when I rub one out. In fact, Jesus really enjoys it when I experience the highest pleasure related to love. "
Now within the context of that, the image below is me not caring what he requested that I draw, instead giving him this is my way of saying, "ha!"
Here is the rest of my crap. Crap.
I got one from Mitch! The Halloween theme is very now:
This post turned out to be incredibly long! Weird, I didn't plan it that way, it was just an example of digital retardation. Ok! This is the end of the worst blog post yet. Oh yeah, I'm also really bored with Facebook now.
UPDATE!!! I obeyed Mitch's needs and drew him something rom deep inside my soul...
I've given into the media, folks- I'l make it up to you with a painting: From Kali To Bloggers!
A ladybug by Katie Rice.
Kristen McCabe pushed the boundaries and presented to me an eager beaver...oops! I'm just making it worse.
She pretty much out-draws everyone on Facebook, she's not messing around!!! IT'S SERIOUS.
Monica Grue! She's a fellow Otis student! Hooazh!
Whitney Pollett another Otis female!
Tom Hay is gross. Ew, ew, ew!
I don't know him but I said hi.
Oskar gave this to me, and at first I thought it was just an insult, but then I saw my name was hidden in the pubes. Awwww! It's weird too, because his rendering of male genitalia was far less intrusively repugnant than that of Tom Hay's. Well, first off, I know Oskar, and secondly his was limp. After going to art school, limp dicks are a dime a dozen.
Oskar, every so often, asks me to render certain things for him, certain strange things. He confuses God with sex. And sex with God. He wants Jesus to be with him at all times. Here's an excerpt from a letter from him I received earlier this year:
"If it's not too late, I had an idea for your painting: Jesus hugging me while I cum. Of course, it should be clear that Jesus did not bring about ejaculation on my part; His presence is almost purely ethereal, and a viewer should be able to confidently suggest to anyone that I "can't see Jesus," and that in fact, I experience his supernaturally tender embrace only while in the ecstasy of climaxing. Jesus' role, again, is not in the spirit of participation but of divine comfort, which he affords me magnanimously out of his own rapturous stake to see me satiated. To this end, Jesus does not so much hug me as he clutches me from behind, unobtrusively bringing himself nearer, humbling himself for my sake, and at the same time imperceptibly imposing and surreptitiously adding something unthinkable and voluptuous of his own, suggesting a certain remote blackness and jealousy in the vicariously textured pressure of his fingertips. The key is to paint me and Jesus realistically, and treat us as if we were a very serious subject to you, something you assert in your mind every morning and twice in the evening as factual. The overall transcendent quality of having Jesus present at the scene may seem at first to glorify the masturbator, but the underlying message and what makes this painting successful is that kitties don't die and Jesus doesn't cry when I rub one out. In fact, Jesus really enjoys it when I experience the highest pleasure related to love. "
Now within the context of that, the image below is me not caring what he requested that I draw, instead giving him this is my way of saying, "ha!"
Here is the rest of my crap. Crap.
I got one from Mitch! The Halloween theme is very now:
This post turned out to be incredibly long! Weird, I didn't plan it that way, it was just an example of digital retardation. Ok! This is the end of the worst blog post yet. Oh yeah, I'm also really bored with Facebook now.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Shitacular...No, SPOOKtacular!!!
I painted a window at Otis for Halloween! Hooray! I had to do it for my Vampire Class...
Notice the awful craftsmanship. I've never painted a window before. Let alone I have never used Tempera before either and only had brushes Otis bought at the 99¢ Store.
It has already started to peel!!! SPOOKY, SPOOKY, SPOOK, SPOOK, SPOOK!
The concept doodle.
The left walls.
The right walls.
It's a contest- maybe I'll win! Who knows?
Notice the awful craftsmanship. I've never painted a window before. Let alone I have never used Tempera before either and only had brushes Otis bought at the 99¢ Store.
It has already started to peel!!! SPOOKY, SPOOKY, SPOOK, SPOOK, SPOOK!
The concept doodle.
The left walls.
The right walls.
It's a contest- maybe I'll win! Who knows?
Friday, October 19, 2007
I Will Make You Happy Again!
...I'll make an attempt...
My teacher Jan Nagel, vice president of women in animation, her husband died last Friday during class. So this is a card to make her smile, and it worked! I think she was supposed to be on a panel this weekend for the LA Animation Festival, but I don't think she's going to go. I'll be there Sunday with John, just so you guys know- so come say hi!!!
My teacher Jan Nagel, vice president of women in animation, her husband died last Friday during class. So this is a card to make her smile, and it worked! I think she was supposed to be on a panel this weekend for the LA Animation Festival, but I don't think she's going to go. I'll be there Sunday with John, just so you guys know- so come say hi!!!
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Friday, October 12, 2007
Pencils Are Fun!
THIS IS WADE. HE'S MY FRIEND. He looks like Heston as Moses now with his beard.
Doodles from my film class. I drew the teacher, who happens to be my favorite because he is the nicest man in the world, ever. You might know him if you've ever gone to Otis or Calarts. The drawing does him no justice. I need to analyze his head further. I'm not very good at drawing his daughter Julianne either, I need to work on her too.
More crap doodles.
Wade begged me to draw a caricature in front of him, because he didn't think he knew how. But I proved him wrong! I picked a picture on my blog of Matt and NICO and I drew Nico as fast as I could for him, under a minute to show him to just loosen up and have fun. So then he took a stab and produced the Matt you see under. WADE IS ON HIS WAY!
Wade and I had to go fencing because of our "Advnaced Concepts" class. Yup.
Wade appropriately entitled this picture, "Scary."
Doodles from my film class. I drew the teacher, who happens to be my favorite because he is the nicest man in the world, ever. You might know him if you've ever gone to Otis or Calarts. The drawing does him no justice. I need to analyze his head further. I'm not very good at drawing his daughter Julianne either, I need to work on her too.
More crap doodles.
Wade begged me to draw a caricature in front of him, because he didn't think he knew how. But I proved him wrong! I picked a picture on my blog of Matt and NICO and I drew Nico as fast as I could for him, under a minute to show him to just loosen up and have fun. So then he took a stab and produced the Matt you see under. WADE IS ON HIS WAY!
Wade and I had to go fencing because of our "Advnaced Concepts" class. Yup.
Wade appropriately entitled this picture, "Scary."
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Funny Face Friends/Newly Added Buggy And Ducky
Here's another drawing! The Ducky has the hots for the Buggy. I think it's fun! I hope this makes the post more exciting! I want to pleeeease you all.
Drawings inspired by Fun Cups! Yay!
Saturday, October 06, 2007
Giving My Regards To Buster/A Beautiful Day For The LA Zoo
Yay! I finally got to say Happy Birthday to Buster in person (sort of). John and I went Forest Lawn and found Buster instantly (John thinks he was calling me from beyond the grave, haha). To my delight some other people had been there and left flowers and balloons! I got so choked up, I cried!
It was so beautiful out that we went to say hi to all the funny animals at the LA Zoo! John took these delightful pictures:
We witnessed some of nature's darker moments...
Cute and funny things at the zoo is always barrels of fun! Eddie agrees:
It was so beautiful out that we went to say hi to all the funny animals at the LA Zoo! John took these delightful pictures:
We witnessed some of nature's darker moments...
Cute and funny things at the zoo is always barrels of fun! Eddie agrees:
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Happy 112th Birthday Buster!!!
Update (pay no attention though):
I didn't get much sleep this week, so this iis all I have to show for my Buster post. I'm going to make it up to him soon, I promise, he's the most important man in my life, you know.
Those memory doodles don't even look like him. The shame is killing me. Eating me up inside.
Make sure your day pays tribute to my favorite filmmaker/actor/comedian/performer/genius of all time today! There will be more to come to this post later on, so stayed tuned folks!!!
This Buster Birthday post sucked, please refer to last year's:
LESS SUCK, MORE, well you know....
I didn't get much sleep this week, so this iis all I have to show for my Buster post. I'm going to make it up to him soon, I promise, he's the most important man in my life, you know.
Those memory doodles don't even look like him. The shame is killing me. Eating me up inside.
Make sure your day pays tribute to my favorite filmmaker/actor/comedian/performer/genius of all time today! There will be more to come to this post later on, so stayed tuned folks!!!
This Buster Birthday post sucked, please refer to last year's:
LESS SUCK, MORE, well you know....
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
Chrono Trigger Doodles And What Not
Chrono Trigger is one of my favorite games of all time. The character designs were done by Akira Toriyama, he's most well-known for doing Dragonball. To the left of each character is his original watercolor drawing, on the right a modern version done for the Playstation update of the Super Nintendo game. Notice how the artist changed the originals only slightly, but lost some of the life. FOR SHAME.
Marle
Ayla
Lucca
End of geeky-homework-avoiding post.
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