Res Ipsa Loquitur

Whose that girl?






Beowulf fun and cartoony:


Beowulf realistic ugliness (I can't escape cartoon proportions completely...) made to appease my drawing class, so they don't bite my head off.

Thanks Steve for the reference ! I'm sleepy.

Yo Da Leh Eee Yo Da Leh Eee Yo La Teeeeeeeee

Hello everyone! I've been working pretty hard on animating and tons of other school work. And I'm all achy and sore-throaty. Below is some presentation art and ideas for my anim.........





I ♥ Flintstones, colored paper, and milky pens from Little Tokyo.


A ball point pen drawing for my class where we're doing Beowulf. My design was rejected for not being realistic. OH WELL. By the way... DON'T GO SEE BEOWULF.


Anyone going to go see that Bob Dylan film?

Caspar "Mind Map" And Eddie Perspective

I have to reguarly do "mind maps" in my Advance Concepting class, I usually dread this, so I had fun making the graph into a tree with Caspar underneath. The inspiration was that I just got the Caspar book with the foreword by Jerry Beck.


A while back I tried to show my buddy Wade how to caricature, so he repaid the favor by walking me through how to draw a piano in perspective. I thought an "eddie" would be appropriate at the helm, no?

EDDIE GETS LICKED

As if you haven't had enough.... I promise my head will go in hiatus after this!


Starring:

Eddie "The Homewrecker" Fitzgerald as Elmer!
Nico "Really Tall" Colaleo as Husband!
Kali "Snaggletooth" Fontecchio as Kaaali!
and Brian the picture-taker.

A secret rendezvous of starry-eyed lovers! The daring minxish Kaaali has been sneaking out from under her Husband's radar to meet her passionate lover, Elmer.


Quiver! Sigh! Pant! Ooze!


"You know Elmer, I'm a married woman, living in sin......under Jesus!


"Husband? Pfffffttt!!!! Like I care! You're MINE now!"


"Well, I don't know how I'm going to escape, I only have like three pairs of undies. I could just not wear any, I guess..."


"YUCK! Kaaali, don't make me vomit, you could get so many diseases not wearing underwear you kno-"


"Elmer! Pipe down!!! I-I-I th-think my Husband is watching us!"


***STARE***


"Could that really be my Lil' Pumpkin Button? My Lil' Tootsey Wootsey???!!!"


"Elmer!!!!!! He's coming this way!!! QUICK! Hide!!!"
"HAW, HAW, HAW!! Yeah right! Tryin' to shake me up, eh? I'll shake you up! HAW, HAW, HAW!!!"


***STTTTEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMMM***


"Ehhhhhh!!! Don't look, don't look! Turn around!!!"
"Hwwwwaaaa???"


"Oh no! He's recognized me!!! WE'RE DOOMED!!"


PANIC
"Hummanah, hummanah, hummmanah..."


"EXCUSE ME, BUT WHO MIGHT YOU BE?"


"Oh Honeybunches of Oats, Elmer is just a friend, I swear! Please don't kill him!!!"


"YOU LIKE THAT DRINK, EEEELLLMMMMEEERRR??!"


"Uh...oh, well yeah, sure! I love Diet Coke!"


***CRUSH***
"EEEEEEPPPP!!!"


"Now you come here, you harlot, I'm going to teach you not to leave the house unless I write you a permission slip!!"


"HOW COULD YOU HAVE BETRAYED MY TRUST?!! DO YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL? MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE!!!"


"Now smile for your Hunny Bunny, don't you look away now! This is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me!!"


**SM-UHHHHHH-


AAACK***


"Oooooh, I just can't sit down and let you beat the woman of my wet dreams!!!"


"HOW'S THE WEATHER DOWN THERE, BUB?"


"Uh-ba-ba-uh...quite nice actually! (Gosh, he's even uglier up close!)"


"You know, now that I think about it, you two do make a lovely couple. Don't fix a good thing if it ain't broke, my pastor always told me."


***pat, pat, pat***
SOB


"Well, see ya later! Have a nice life together!"


"BYEBYE!"
"Could you squeeze me tighter? Maybe I'll choke and die, and then the pain will go away."
"No Honey, we're going to live happily ever after, PERIOD."


***SINGING***
"I want to be a cowboy's sweeeeetheart, I want to rope and riiiiide all daaaay......."


THE END/ASS CAMEO


Nico and Brian witnessed CARTOONISTS theorizing after eating Carney Hotdogs...
"Sometimes I wander Eddie, does anyone really read our blogs? Is there a Heaven? If so, is Bertrand Russel reading this very sentence as I'm typing it? And what's the meaning of life?"
"All good questions, Kali. I think that one day it'll all make sense. But if I were to take a stab in the dark, I'd say Atomic-Super Zombies will be involved somehow."


DJ Eddie Kool Aids and his Cityslickers will be dropping his album this Christmas! Peace-out, Son!

Subjecting My Own Head To Technique Experimentation

Illustrator- my first few tries are pretty primitive!






Photoshop doodle break to ease my tormented mind (via The Vampire Lestat). The book never seems to end! Oh the agony!

Weirdos

He's the nicest celebrity I have ever met! It looks like I am looking at his crotch



My favorite moment ever.

I loved Weird Al as a kid, my brother got me into him. Seeing him live was spectacular! Technically, it's my first rap concert! Hahahaha........