Kali Is On Winter Break And Will Fix What Ails Ya

Stuff I can do for you:

Paintings!


Caricatures!


"I can't sleep sometimes so I doodle" doodles!


Want a drawing? Email me here with your wildest dreams, and I'll try my best. You could even have Moe with a saw!


Moe: She's a good dame, go ahead, email her!


Ah, thanks Moe. But yeah, feel free, I have a little time to spare and my wallet is sadly suffering from anorexia.

2007 Confession: I have a crush on Moe.


Throwing caution to the wind- being an artist can really suck sometimes! Donate and I'll email you a special and personal doodle!

I Made An Omelette For The First TIme This Morning

The title has nothing to do with the post.

I Draw Cute Things Because I Am A Girl + Christmas Drawings!!!

All girl cartoonists draw cute things. They all like neutral colors, Choco Cat, and usually hang out with more guys than girls.



I was inspired by some of our wonderful christmas ornaments:










Last week of school doodles from staring at Rod Scribner drawings, directly.




OH yeah, here's to BLOG. Blog is such a nasty, ugly word when you say it aloud, isn't it?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE: Everyone's Favorite Youman Bean

SUAVE EDDIE
To: Eddie
Love: Kali


Wish Eddie a happy birthday today!!!

...OR ELSE!!! JUST KIDDING- HWA, HWA, HWAH!!!

Squirrel Hunt!!!

I MADE FRIENDS WITH A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!















Go away pet owner(it's not the dog's fault), you're scaring my new friend!!!










The reason I was at this park in the marina was for my friend Mike T.'s coke commercial. He was the cameraman on my operation, so I helped out by holding up a reflector thingy-ma-bob.


It's a really pretty park- full of friendly squirrels!


Here is his actress, she was really nice and was rooting for me in my squirrel befriending hunt. I think Mike was a little peeved that I kept running away- I couldn't help myself!


This is a rude tree. Pretty colors and textures though!


BYE MR. SQUIRREL, I LOVE YOU!!!

Doodle, Doodle I Can See Yer Noodle

Here Eddie, have some penis.


Katie is my muse, her slide too.


Now for kid-friendly forest fun!




I did another Harle. YAY AGAIN FOR COLORED PAPER.


Next post, screwy squir.........

NO! Not that! ANYTHING But That!!!

A student film!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not just any student film, a high definition one.



Mike Tavarez, cameraman/1st A.D. extraordinaire!


Sean Batton, 2nd A.D./grip/ex-film student wonder!


Nico Colaleo, boom operator/grip/tall guy marvel!


Eddie Fitzgerald, Actor/Comedian/Cartoonist/Scary Man master!


Kali, director/writer/schemer/actress kind of.


Montage









"I will see you all again when Kali edits this thing, mwuhahahaha!!! And I just might eat your brains, or tickle your feet, whatever."